you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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