Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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