i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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