Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I use my feet as sexual weapons
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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