You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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