Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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