Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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