you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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