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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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