Christians are straight up FREAKS
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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