Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
we're making bets on your personal life
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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