If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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