So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"it" just moved
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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