You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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