I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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