Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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