i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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