the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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