whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I AM VODKA MAN
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Enjoy the penises
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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