I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
