eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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