We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
the room spins SO much faster in panama
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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