I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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