Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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