He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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