I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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