I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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