Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My dick has a subreddit
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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