There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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