Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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