Non-Jews are for practice
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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