i just had sex bonerless
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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