Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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