so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
