You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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