I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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