Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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