You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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