Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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