I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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