im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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