I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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