well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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