plz talk dirty to me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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