garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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