Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
