I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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