I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I enjoy the company of your penis
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