he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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