Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Randomize
