he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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