I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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