I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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