it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think i got beer on your cat.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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