weddingsv make me drug and hornr
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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