Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
