FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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