I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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